It's Not News, Dammit! Part Deux

Okay everyone! Major announcement here!

Sean "P. Diddy" Combs figured the "P." was getting between him and his fans, so from now on you can just call him "Diddy!"

ARGH!

Why the hell is this NEWS?!

Did this really rate a spot on The Today Show?

Or a CNN Headline?!

GIVE ME A BREAK!

Combs has changed his moniker so much that I don't see how him changing it again can hold any fascination with people! And furthermore (to paraphrase Jon Stewart here), it is not the "P." coming between mister "Diddy" and his fans. That would be the fact he is an obnoxious celebrity with several bodyguards.