And in other news...

...A professor at the University of Kansas had the living bejesus kicked out of him by two guys for calling Intelligent Design "Mythology."

In a related story, two Kansas men proved they were hypocrites for kicking the shit out of a professor in the name of one Jesus of Nazareth, a historical man known for his dedication to pacifism.

Nice job guys. Way to display your lack of intelligence. You can't defeat someone in debate so you assault them to show your devotion to your religion. Congrats!

I hate hypocrites.