Hatsumi Guide

Original Guide: 4/18/2005
Revised Guide: 5/31/2005

About a month ago, I randomly posted a picture of a rather attractive young woman licking her PSP. Since then, my website hits have gone up at a startling pace. Just shy of 1000 page views, it is mostly because of the picture.

It has befuddled me. Searching for "Hatsumi PSP" on Google lists me second (right behind Red Assed Baboon, the gaming site she writes columns for). Kotaku, the website where her photo was first displayed, isn't even on the first ten pages of results! (At least, it wasn't since May 31, 2005.) I do not know Miss Chobot, and do not have any photos of her (with the exception of the one everyone else has), so I'm actually surprised by the traffic.

But since I seemingly cannot get you people to go to more relevant sites, I suppose I shall just have to tell you everything I can find out about Miss Chobot and her infamous licking, with links to further material.

I might as well give you what you seek.

-The Beginning-

Jessica Chobot's first major appearance was in the gaming website Kotaku with the infamous picture in the post "Hot Girl on PSP Action." She became an instant celebrity.

Reportedly, during a photo shoot (as she is a model … imagine that *sarcasm implied*) soon after picking up her brand-new pre-ordered PSP, she had her photographer take a few pictures of her lavishing her new gadget with attention. She promptly sent them around the ‘Net as a way of saying "Ha ha! I have a PSP and you don't!"

For such a simple picture, it certainly caused a lot of stir. There are a lot of people who either accuse her of playing on stereotypes for gamer-cult-worship (Some have accused her of working for Sony, as a media ploy) or simply of bad taste. Those of the opposite camp tend to defend her and her right to molest her gaming system as she damn well pleases.

(And people like me wonder where the hell the biblical references on the forums are coming from.)

-The Red Assed Baboon-

As of her now legendary licking, the guy who runs Kotaku offered her a column on his personal website Red Assed Baboon. She accepted, and currently writes a column called "Beautiful Playthings." As of last count, she has five separate articles, and they can all be found at the Red Assed Baboon's "columns" page.

In addition, RAB is a good source for all things Hatsumi. Leonard'oh posted "So Hot-Sumi", a profile of Jessica with five new pictures of the young lady (and one picture of random Chibis … not sure why).

Furthermore, there is a video of her guest staring on G4. She manages to successfully identify an N-Gage with her tongue.

-The Other PSP Fondlers-

There was the Second PSP Licker. (The second licker is named Nikoma Lee, and is also a model or something. Miss Lee maintains that she licked her PSP first.)

There was the girl who stuffed one down her pants.

And there is the topless woman holding the PSP in her cleavage. (No nipplage is shown, but regardless, this is not work-or-young-child safe.)

-Contact Hatsumi-

I can't put you in touch with Hatsumi, and she doesn't read my site, so don't bother asking me.

RAB is where you need to be, fanboy dude! There is a "shoutout live" feature on the main page; along with the RAB Forums. Finally, you can also E-mail her at her RAB address.

You guys have fun with that. Rock on!